Jeg kan ikke rigtig give slip på mit 80’er-Tom Cruise-anfald. Jeg ved I andre 80’er-fanatiker er derude, og at I forstår hvor det her kommer fra!

1) Always make the first drink strong.
2) Always carry a lighter, even if you don’t smoke.
3) Never spit at a woman, she will only spit right back.
4) If it is worth doing, it’s worth doing right.
5) If you can’t trouble them with truth, battle them with bullshit.
6) Last call is never last call.
7) You are not in it for the money, you are in it for the fun.
8 ) Always make the tip jars obvious.
9) The bigger the fool, the better the tips.
10) There is no such thing as too much.
11) The last one, always means a few more.
12) When it comes to music, always play what you feel.
13) When in doubt, drink tequila.
14) When making love to a woman, always have Bayleys and Swiss chocolate on hand.
15) Always keep at deck of cards behind the bar.
16) It’s not what you did, it’s what you remember.
17) Learn something new every day.
18) Never put chairs behind the bar.
19) Never let friends behind the bar.
20) The brain is dead, the liver is shot, but the spirits keep on flowing.
21) Always keep your eyes on the dames.
22) If at first you didn’t succeed, drink and try again.
23) Don’t drink more than you are able to walk to your car.
24) Always have a flower handy for a lady.
25) When making love to a man, just make sure you are naked.
26) Never tell tales about a woman no matter how far away she is, she’ll always hear you.
27) Never show surprise, never lose your cool.
28) Couglin’s diet: cocktails and dreams.
29) Falling down the stairs is allowed!
30) Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.